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joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.

(Source: xepire)

absolute-virginia-flute-exe:

I find it funny how us Americans don’t even get mad at being insulted anymore. We literally just correct the insults with facts to make them even worse and sit there like

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(Source: 420dongsquad)

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.