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moonkisse:

parent: “Youre going to hell!”

me:

"the heat never bothered me anyway"

tupacabra:

the pizza delivery episode of spongebob is 13 goddamn years old

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

mariofartwii:

talk dirty to me

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queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

  • eating disorder: exercise now fatty
  • depression: don't ever leave this bed
  • try the combination of both.

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany)

stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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