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dragon-mommy:

Don’t date me I will ruin every cute moment with a Spongebob reference

(Source: thekhalakki)

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: matturbated)

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: biblefag)

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful)

salvotheslime:

clestroying:

When ya fingerin your pregnant girl and her baby grab ur fingers

if i delete again and anyone asks why, feel free to direct them to this post

(Source: clestroying)

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy